Breakfast, to eat or not to eat.

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day I've been told. But, when you get to college breakfast is really optional. I am not denying that breakfast is an important meal, it's just the one meal that's the easiest to skip. If you wake up late, you don't have time. If you're lazy and out of food in your room and you don't want to go to the dining hall. If you forget, this one happens to me a lot. And of course there are many more excuses, but that's not what this post is about.
This post is about when you actually do eat breakfast and what you eat! Now, being a college student requires two things mainly. Being cheap and eating almost anything.
For instance:

No I've never actually bought and eaten a grease burrito, I don't even know if they exist. But if a food item only cost $1.13 and wasn't exactly fast food I would probably get it.

But anyways back to the point of breakfast here is the list of food that is okay to eat!

1.

Awesome choice with milk or dry if you just ran out of milk and are too lazy to go get some!

2.

BAGELS ARE THE BEST! Iiiiif...you have a toaster. Which are illegal or whatever in the dorms...Sooooo you would have to go elsewhere to get them toasted...and we all know the level of lazy I am.

3.

OMNOMNOM....that's how I feel about this one. Theeeee bestestestest!

Now, we have discussed appropriate things for breakfast. Of course we must talk about the inappropriate things that of course I have eaten for breakfast before.

1.

These things are like food crack for me. And being so simple to grab open and just eat and walk away. But seriously they are not a cool breakfast item...they will give you stomach aches, horrible, horrible stomach aches.
2.

 These will be the most tempting things you will ever encounter in your existence. You will think to yourself, "Just one!" Then devour half the bag/can/whatever-container-it's-in. And then you realize what a horrible idea it is when you're curled up in a little ball on the ground in the ball of food pain.
3.

As sad as this is, it's true. For some reason ones stomach really can't digest this amount of sweetness as soon as you've woken up. If you choose this to eat, then ball of pain is inevitable.
So let's recap, first three options are acceptable. It will result in you feeling like this for the rest of the day.

But, if you choose the second set of three you could end up like this.

You really want to avoid the ball of pain as much as you can. It's the worst thing you could ever experience and people may think you're really odd if you just curl up in a little ball in random places and start screaming.